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I... feel wonderful! Wonderful!

Carmine, would you like to come out with me? We can, I don't know, go for a walk? See one of those moving picture things. Have some potatoes lunch?

Don't mind the Luggage, it's in a good mood, too.

Date: 2008-02-26 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
So you're feeling better today?

Date: 2008-02-26 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
Ever so much better. It's as though I'd been left on that island when the lonely tribe of women came to me for a king and father of their tribe. Without the being pulled away by magic at the last moment part.

Date: 2008-02-26 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
...right.

Well that sounds like a good thing, then! You don't feel like running away?

Date: 2008-02-26 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
Wow-Wow Sauce? (http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Wow-Wow_Sauce) Where?

Date: 2008-02-26 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
Arch-chancellor Ridcully always liked it. I never tried it; I thought I might want my tongue for later.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
Well, that's probably a good forethought, then.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
I thought so. You really can't say "Don't kill me!" if you can't speak. Well, there's a bit of some universal hand signals, but those are difficult to yell back as you're running away.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
But don't you think screaming "Don't kill me" might just get a lot of attention?

Date: 2008-02-26 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
By the time it's time to scream, you've already got more attention than you can stand.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
It's worked for me so far and I've been to Hell, the Dungeon Dimensions, and Fourecks.

I'm so happy I'm not any of those places now!

Date: 2008-02-26 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
Those sound like pretty nasty places except for Fourecks, I guess

Good for you. Does your Luggage go with you?

Date: 2008-02-26 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
It gets there eventually. You can't keep sapient pearwood away from its owner.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
Well...

It hasn't eaten anyone today, so maybe?

Date: 2008-02-26 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
Remind me not to mess with it.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
That's always a very good idea. There are other sapient pearwood luggages in Hunghung and the Agatean Empire, but none of them have his... temperament1.

1None save one, which one would presume got its temperament from its sire....

Date: 2008-02-26 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
You do? Can you explain it to me?

Date: 2008-02-26 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
You just explained it to me! Your luggage eats people and I should stay away from it.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com
Oh. I thought you had worked out something about his personality.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com
No, nothing that complex.

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