23. Cavort: v. intr. To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner; caper.

[wizzard_plz]

I... feel wonderful! Wonderful!

Carmine, would you like to come out with me? We can, I don't know, go for a walk? See one of those moving picture things. Have some potatoes lunch?

Don't mind the Luggage, it's in a good mood, too.

Comments

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Wow-Wow Sauce? (http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Wow-Wow_Sauce) Where?

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Does it taste good?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Arch-chancellor Ridcully always liked it. I never tried it; I thought I might want my tongue for later.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Well, that's probably a good forethought, then.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

I thought so. You really can't say "Don't kill me!" if you can't speak. Well, there's a bit of some universal hand signals, but those are difficult to yell back as you're running away.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

But don't you think screaming "Don't kill me" might just get a lot of attention?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

By the time it's time to scream, you've already got more attention than you can stand.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I guess.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

It's worked for me so far and I've been to Hell, the Dungeon Dimensions, and Fourecks.

I'm so happy I'm not any of those places now!

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Those sound like pretty nasty places except for Fourecks, I guess

Good for you. Does your Luggage go with you?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

It gets there eventually. You can't keep sapient pearwood away from its owner.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Does it get cursed too?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Well...

It hasn't eaten anyone today, so maybe?

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Remind me not to mess with it.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

That's always a very good idea. There are other sapient pearwood luggages in Hunghung and the Agatean Empire, but none of them have his... temperament¹.

¹None save one, which one would presume got its temperament from its sire....

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I see.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

You do? Can you explain it to me?

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

You just explained it to me! Your luggage eats people and I should stay away from it.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Oh. I thought you had worked out something about his personality.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

No, nothing that complex.