Taste: n. Something Discworld wizards are accused of lacking

[wizzard_plz]

Potato.

Comments

[invisible-anita.livejournal.com]

Potato ice cream, sir?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Yes! A little tangy (http://ideasinfood.typepad.com/ideas_in_food/2006/07/grilled_potato__1.html), but delicious.

[invisible-anita.livejournal.com]

That is the strangest flavour I've heard of today.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

From what I've been seeing, any flavour is possible.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

I can't say I've heard of that flavor before.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Neither had I, but I'm not going to complain.

[ooc: LMFAO. Beauty. =D ]

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you got a flavor you like! It seems a fun enough curse, as long as your flavor isn't too popular.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

The Luggage hasn't let anyone get close enough to me to test it.

...

I wonder if the Luggage has a flavour.

[ooc: You've had it? I crave Walter's flavor - jasmine, but I've never had potato.]

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's handy!

. . .

I suppose there's only one way to find out. As long as your Luggage doesn't overly mind. Wouldn't want to tee off a man-eating luggage.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

When it's in the proper mood.

...

I'd get splinters in my tongue if it didn't just bite my whole head off.

[ooc: You've intrigued me. I wonder if it's possible to find in the states. I live in an area with a very diverse demographic. And jasmine ice cream is lovely, very subtle.]

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

I hope it's in a proper good mood often, then.

. . .

. . . . . maybe not such a good idea then.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Have you ever met a dyspeptic badger?

[ooc: If I come across a source, I'll be sure to link you.]

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

. . . . . I can't say that I have?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Take my word for it - the badger has the better temperament.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

That... that.... remind me never to get on the bad side of your luggage, then. But at least it seems to be in a helpful hungry? mood today!

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

I think it's almost as glad as I am to see the Patrician gone.

Strike = Not There

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's gone, is he? That's convenient. I suppose it's quite a feat if he managed to intimidate your luggage too.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Finally.

Er... I mean, yes.

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

. . . That is definitely a unique flavor.

[OoC: I LOVE YOU. HARD. UNF~! ♥ ♥ ♥]

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Ah... better luck with your next roommate then?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

I'm not complaining.

[ooc: ♥ It was too easy. =D ]

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Someone other than the Tyrant of Ankh-Morpork would be a treat.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Yes, generally one doesn't want to bunk down with tyrants and.... that was actually his real title?

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

O . . . kay, then.

I'm Hiyori.

[OoC: BUT WIN.]

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

No. His official title is Patrician, but I think when it's "one man one vote" and he's the one man, tyrant works.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Rincewind.

You don't like potatoes?

[ooc: Thank'ee. *bows*]

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Heh, well, monarchies tend to be like that, but in that case, I'll congratulate you on your sudden roommate vacancy. Although it makes me wonder what he may or may not have been doing while here...

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

Don't think I know this one . . .

They're okay, I suppose.

Nice to meet you Rincewind. Anyone else from your world here?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Oh no. It's not a monarchy. Patrician isn't hereditary. We haven't had a monarchy in a very long time.

But having him gone makes me happy. Ever since he made me babysit a tourist, my life has gone to the... well, it would have gone better if had just gone to the dogs.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Okay? Okay?

Right. The less you like them, the more there are for me.

Not anymore. The Patrician just left, so it's just me and the Luggage.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

So, it's an elected office? Couldn't he be bounced out then?

Well, I'm certainly glad for you then. . . . . . . . . . . the tourist was that bad?

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

Er, yeah! That's the spirit!

Ah. Drat! No one I know, for sure. I'm sorry that your friend left . . . Luggage?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Remember what I said about one man one vote?

Twoflower? Yes. I mean he means well, but... yes. He's that bad.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Sounds like some of the republics from back home.

Bad luck? . . . . he isn't somehow responsible for you ending up here, is he?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

He wasn't my friend.

The Luggage. It's hard to explain. You'll know it if you see it.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

He does a good job. Crime's down and the city runs well enough. I just wish he'd never known my name.

Twoflower? No.

... At least, I don't think so. I didn't hear "Wait, let me take a picture" or anything before I ended up here.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Well, at least this place can be considered a sort of vacation from that now.

That's good at least? Although it might be enough to put one off cameras for awhile.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

As soon as I get comfortable, I'll end up back in Fourecks, I expect.

Cameras, dragons, sailing, travel, trolls...

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

. . . . you know, that would be one clever way of finding a way back.

That sounds like quite an adventure. You ever consider writing down your memoirs?

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I'll . . . be on the look-out for it.

[OoC: btw, Luggage totally tastes like pear. Cause I don't know what sapient pearwood actually tastes like. XD]

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

It's just the way my luck works.

It's too depressing.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

That's usually a good idea.

[ooc: lol! That's logical.]

[letslip.livejournal.com]

Your favorite.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Want a taste? Wait what?

Did you have a flavour?

[letslip.livejournal.com]

Ah-

I think so.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

My lucks tends to go really good or really bad too.

Ah well.... not sure if others would consider that so, but I suppose something to keep in mind if you'd ever need the potch money.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Haven't you tried it? Just a little when no one's looking?

[letslip.livejournal.com]

I just don't recognize the taste. It's not very strong.