Date: 2008-03-23 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I should be grateful
I realise it could be worse
While in your presence.

Date: 2008-03-23 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What did I do? Really, gods, what did I do to earn the Patrician in my apartment? Why? Why? Why?

*is dead*

Date: 2008-03-23 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ah, I would venture
You're lamenting your fortunes
Consider this, hm?

We could discuss this
While I were a flamingo
I do hear rumors.

Date: 2008-03-23 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Now that he mentions it, if a flamingo had teeth...

*is dead*

Date: 2008-03-23 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

A citizen is in trouble-zura? This looks like a job for the Drum Wonder-zura!

Date: 2008-03-23 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh no. No. No. No.

*is dead*

Date: 2008-03-23 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[flops limply with the poking]

Ow! Go away!

*is dead*


Date: 2008-03-23 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Why... aren't you moving-zura?

Date: 2008-03-23 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Because I'm a possum! Don't try the tears. Oh no. Not the tears. I'm not falling for that. You'll cry at me and I'll open my eyes and you'll grin and your mouth will be full of TEETH and it'll be all over then. Nope. Not falling for it.

*is dead*

Date: 2008-03-23 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Are you okay fair citizen-zura?

Date: 2008-03-23 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[swings like... a dead animal]

I hope you get fleas.

*is dead*

Date: 2008-03-23 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Was.. was the Drum Wonder too late-zura?

Date: 2008-03-23 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[flops and barely peeks an eye open to catch the pathetic sight]

I will be strong. I will not be moved. Just you wait. There are teeth in there. It's a growth experience. Yes. She thinks I'm dead. Wait, what if she wants stew?

*is dead*

Date: 2008-03-23 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I was too late-zura! I've failed as a super-hero side-kick-zura.. I hope Swan Man won't be disappointed-zura.

M-Maybe you need a proper burial-zura? Maybe that would help-zura!

Date: 2008-03-23 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Be strong, Rincewind. It's all a ploy.


Wait, what? Burial? Oh shit!
Edited Date: 2008-03-23 07:04 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-23 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I just wish I knew what a burial was-zura...

Maybe if I make a hole in the ground for you to live in while you're not moving-zura! Maybe you'll move after a while-zura. Are you just resting-zura?

Date: 2008-03-23 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hole in the ground... Right. I have it. She digs. I disappear while she's busy. It's a plan.

*is dead*

[sadly Rincewind places survival above others' feelings]

Date: 2008-03-23 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[keeps a close eye on the girl while tiptoeing stealthily away, ready go to go limp again in a heartbeat]

Date: 2008-03-23 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]


Maybe a little house would be better-zura!

Date: 2008-03-23 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Have fun with that, kid.

[disappears under a bush]

Date: 2008-03-23 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]


Did the citizen in distress find home-zura?


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