Because I'm a possum! Don't try the tears. Oh no. Not the tears. I'm not falling for that. You'll cry at me and I'll open my eyes and you'll grin and your mouth will be full of TEETH and it'll be all over then. Nope. Not falling for it.
[flops and barely peeks an eye open to catch the pathetic sight]
I will be strong. I will not be moved. Just you wait. There are teeth in there. It's a growth experience. Yes. She thinks I'm dead. Wait, what if she wants stew?
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:27 pm (UTC)I realise it could be worse
While in your presence.
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:28 pm (UTC)What did I do? Really, gods, what did I do to earn the Patrician in my apartment? Why? Why? Why?*is dead*
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:00 pm (UTC)You're lamenting your fortunes
Consider this, hm?
We could discuss this
While I were a flamingo
I do hear rumors.
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:40 pm (UTC)Now that he mentions it, if a flamingo had teeth...*is dead*
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:31 pm (UTC)A citizen is in trouble-zura? This looks like a job for the Drum Wonder-zura!
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:34 pm (UTC)Oh no. No. No. No.*is dead*
[Actions?]
Date: 2008-03-23 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 06:42 pm (UTC)Ow! Go away!*is dead*
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 06:45 pm (UTC)Because I'm a possum! Don't try the tears. Oh no. Not the tears. I'm not falling for that. You'll cry at me and I'll open my eyes and you'll grin and your mouth will be full of TEETH and it'll be all over then. Nope. Not falling for it.*is dead*
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 06:50 pm (UTC)I hope you get fleas.*is dead*
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:51 pm (UTC)Was.. was the Drum Wonder too late-zura?
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:57 pm (UTC)I will be strong. I will not be moved. Just you wait. There are teeth in there. It's a growth experience. Yes. She thinks I'm dead. Wait, what if she wants stew?*is dead*
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:59 pm (UTC)M-Maybe you need a proper burial-zura? Maybe that would help-zura!
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Date: 2008-03-23 07:04 pm (UTC)Be strong, Rincewind. It's all a ploy.*is--*
Wait, what? Burial? Oh shit!no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 07:07 pm (UTC)Maybe if I make a hole in the ground for you to live in while you're not moving-zura! Maybe you'll move after a while-zura. Are you just resting-zura?
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Date: 2008-03-23 07:09 pm (UTC)Hole in the ground... Right. I have it. She digs. I disappear while she's busy. It's a plan.*is dead*
[sadly Rincewind places survival above others' feelings]
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Date: 2008-03-23 07:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 07:14 pm (UTC)Maybe a little house would be better-zura!
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Date: 2008-03-23 07:16 pm (UTC)Have fun with that, kid.[disappears under a bush]
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Date: 2008-03-23 07:19 pm (UTC)Did the citizen in distress find home-zura?