wizzard_plz | (no subject)

...

~~ohshitohshitohshit~~

*is ded*

... Is that you?

~~yes! no! errrr...~~

*is ded*

[nudge]

~~ohshitohshitohshitI'MGOINGTODIE!~~

*is ded*

[nudge nudge]

~~If I wet myself, I'm really dead. Do you know how small my bladder is like this? OHSHIT!~~

*is ded*

...

I think you're breathing a little.

*holds his breath*

*is ded*

[bats lightly]

Breathe.

*flops and turns a little bluish around the ears*

*is ded*

[slinks off, hoping he'll breathe when she's gone]

*heaves in a breath*

*is ded*

[flits around the possum, close enough to tickle. sadistic witch is sadistic?]

Ara~?

*is ded and refusing to be ticklish, yes*

[lands lightly on a tiny paw almost inquisitively]

Playing possum?

[ooc: You win. XD]

~~Stupid butterflies and their stupid wing flaps and stupid storms and stupid stupid stupid and get off me!~~

*is ded*

[ooc: &hearts Yay! Glad to know I'm not just amusing myself.]

[stays very deliberately and continues flapping wings slowly]

I wonder how it would take for all the blood to rush to the head...?

[ooc: Well, I laughed out loud when I saw the post. XDD]

~~Where is the Luggage when I need it?~~

*is ded*

[ooc: Excellent!]

~~Stubborn little possum.~~

[takes off from your paw and goes for your nose instead]

*holds his breath again*

~~If I think hard enough maybe you'll explode. THINK!~~

*is ded*

[staaaaaaays and tickles a little, amusement in every flutter.]

Ara~ don't bother, ne. And I can feel your heartbeat, you know~

*turning bluish around the snout and in misery from the itchy tickles*

~~Hate you. If I find out who you are I'm going to set the Luggage in your garden. On your head.~~

*is ded*

[notices the colour and takes pity, flying away. ... well, more like she got bored.]

~~I would love to see you try~~~

You are a stubborn possum. I'll leave you to your game then~ Though your heartbeat is still discernible.

Edited 2008-02-03 19:47 (UTC)

~~AIR!~~

*is ded*