wizzard_plz | (no subject)

... Is that you?

~~yes! no! errrr...~~

*is ded*

[nudge]

~~ohshitohshitohshitI'MGOINGTODIE!~~

*is ded*

[nudge nudge]

~~If I wet myself, I'm really dead. Do you know how small my bladder is like this? OHSHIT!~~

*is ded*

...

I think you're breathing a little.

*holds his breath*

*is ded*

[bats lightly]

Breathe.

*flops and turns a little bluish around the ears*

*is ded*

[slinks off, hoping he'll breathe when she's gone]

*heaves in a breath*

*is ded*