[identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
ohshitohshitohshitI'MGOINGTODIE!

*is ded*

[identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
If I wet myself, I'm really dead. Do you know how small my bladder is like this? OHSHIT!

*is ded*

[identity profile] letslip.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I think you're breathing a little.

[identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*holds his breath*

*is ded*

[identity profile] letslip.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[bats lightly]

Breathe.

[identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*flops and turns a little bluish around the ears*

*is ded*

[identity profile] letslip.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[slinks off, hoping he'll breathe when she's gone]

[identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-02-03 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*heaves in a breath*

*is ded*