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[heartlikeadrum.livejournal.com]

Was.. was the Drum Wonder too late-zura?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

[flops and barely peeks an eye open to catch the pathetic sight]

I will be strong. I will not be moved. Just you wait. There are teeth in there. It's a growth experience. Yes. She thinks I'm dead. Wait, what if she wants stew?

*is dead*

[heartlikeadrum.livejournal.com]

I was too late-zura! I've failed as a super-hero side-kick-zura.. I hope Swan Man won't be disappointed-zura.

M-Maybe you need a proper burial-zura? Maybe that would help-zura!

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Be strong, Rincewind. It's all a ploy.

*is--*

Wait, what? Burial? Oh shit!

[heartlikeadrum.livejournal.com]

I just wish I knew what a burial was-zura...



Maybe if I make a hole in the ground for you to live in while you're not moving-zura! Maybe you'll move after a while-zura. Are you just resting-zura?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Hole in the ground... Right. I have it. She digs. I disappear while she's busy. It's a plan.

*is dead*

[sadly Rincewind places survival above others' feelings]

[heartlikeadrum.livejournal.com]

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

[keeps a close eye on the girl while tiptoeing stealthily away, ready go to go limp again in a heartbeat]

[heartlikeadrum.livejournal.com]

O-oooooooh!

Maybe a little house would be better-zura!

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Have fun with that, kid.

[disappears under a bush]

[heartlikeadrum.livejournal.com]

O-oooooh!

Did the citizen in distress find home-zura?