Rincewind

You need help?

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No. No. I've got it quite under control. Keep moving and they eventually bite someone else.

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I could kill them for you, if you want.

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You have fun with that. Don't tell them I sent you.

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It's not that difficult to exterminate them.

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I'm usually a live and let live sort of chap, but you do what you need to do. I'll just get right on out of your way.

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But if you let them be, they'll eat the things in your apartment.

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I'm sure the Patrician will put a stop to that.

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...The Patrician?

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Lord Vetinari, Tyrant of Ankh-Morpork.

He... invited himself to stay in my home.

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Ah.

Is it all right for him if I go there and kill those things?

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You'd have to ask him. I wouldn't dream ~~except in some of those screaming nightmares we aren't going to talk about~~ of speaking for the Patrician.

Good luck with that.

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If he's on the Network, I will.

I forgot. My name is Kururugi Suzaku.

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Rincewind.

Just don't disturb his things. He's very particular.

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Er, got it.

...Where is your place?

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Erm... let me figure out what button to push to send you directions...

[ooc: And assume he does, because I don't think I ever picked him an apartment. >>;; ]

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Thank you.

[ooc: lol ok.]

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You seem to have grown a great deal wiser since inviting me into your home, Rincewind.

I commend you.

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Self-preservation's a way of life.

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Indeed it is.

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Eeesh just calm down. A frying pan works you know.

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You've obviously never been to the Dungeon Dimensions. These little ones are just the start.

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Are you kidding me? I know Dungeon Master Dan.

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Who?

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Oh you know, 6ft tall, buns of steel, and all the meat's between his thighs not his ears.

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Ah... no.

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You should meet him sometime!

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Why?

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Well if you've been to Dungeon Dimensions you must be hardcore.

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I didn't want to go there. It was all that Sourcerer's fault!

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Perhaps you should simply convince them to sit quietly?

I can demonstrate that on for you, if you'd like.

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I'll just... be out.

There's an exterminator on the way, if you want to let him in.

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Is it an important engagement, Rincewind? It may be safer indoors.

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Er... Well... you see... I'm already out. It will probably just be safest for me to come back later.

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Hm. Very good.

I shan't wait up for you, then.

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Right. Thank you. ~~Don't let me detain you.~~

[ooc: Strike would never in his wildest nightmares be uttered aloud.]

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tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com

Rawer

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tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com

Mm I think I like you.

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