Action!

[wizzard_plz]

[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]

Comments

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Swallowed by a box. That's a new one, even for me. We're breathing though, yeah? So... we're good to go. Until we get hungry.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Daddy will find me! I'll tell him not to eat you, since you're my new friend!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Your daddy eats people? What are you, Bugblatter Beast of Traal Junior?

[Hey, he can't see. Cut him some slack]

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

I'm a hellhound!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Well, you're certainly hoopier than that name lends me to believe. And that's a good thing.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm hoopier!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

I would murder a drink right now. Anybody else in here?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

I don't smell anyone else.

[ooc: Those ruffians Luggage ate must be in a different pocket dimension. There are so many in there after all. The one with the dirty socks. The one with the gold. The one with the bad guys... ]

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

That might be my fault. My smell is so magnificent your nose doesn't want to think anything else exists.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Uh... no. I just don't smell anyone else.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Are you doubting my magnificence?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

No? I'm saying I don't smell anyone else.

Why are you magnificent? You don't smell magnificent.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

I'm Pup!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Real hoopy.

So, Pup... you ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Noooo?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

When we get out of this box, I'm buying you one.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Is it a toy?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

It's a drink.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Does it have blood in it?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Practically.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I like toys better!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Just wait. You'll see.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Um... Okay! We'll have fun!

[ooc: ... I don't think Zaphod will be happy with the results. XD ]

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox. I always have fun.

[ooc: Oopsies! XD]