1. Run: v.tr. To travel over on foot at a pace faster than a walk

[wizzard_plz]

Voice Post

Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!

I'm going to die!

Oh shit!

Splash!

...

Maybe not.

Splash!

Oh. You're here, too.

[ooc: And welcome Rincewind to the City. He has just landed in the fountain, followed closely by the Luggage. For those who don't know the Luggage, it appears to be a rather battered wooden trunk. Until it stands up and you see hundreds of little human-ish feet.]

Comments

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

I tend to land in the fountain too. Not too good now that it's getting chilly. Unless that sound is you landing in the lake or ocean, in which case you'd really, really want to get out of there now.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

What's that? Who's talking to me? Where are you?

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Uh, I'm Riou, in the coffee shop, and we should be communicating through a tablet.... computer?... something like that near you.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

The thing that's talking to me?

You're an imp?

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Uh, no I'm not an imp. And that thing isn't an imp either. Probably. It should be some sort of metallic or p--pl--crap, I forget what it's called... some sort of communication device for accessing the network here.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Like the klacks with voices?

It doesn't matter it all ends the same way.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Klacks?

Having some sort of device to access the network is rather important here. It'll give you a heads up on the curses, at least. Have you been shown the city guides [1 (http://onetruejustice.livejournal.com/56099.html),2 (http://dubia-lux.livejournal.com/22474.html),3 (http://hosted.livejournal.com/2278.html)] yet?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Network?

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

It's... it's something not present in my world so someone else would probably be better explaining it. All of our computers and tablets and such are linked together so that everyone can talk to each other over them... that's called the 'network'.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Err... Right.

There's no imps?

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Not connected to the network, no. I can't say if there aren't any in the city at all, as there are a lot of strange things here.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Lot of strange things. Right.

I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

And that's an understatement.

I'm afraid it may drop soon, we're about due for another curse any day now.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Of course "we" are. Do these curses have people turning inside out or suddenly deciding to kill anyone wearing a pointy hat?

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

No, not that I know of. Although we had a recent one where people went crazy and started hunting down the magic users which was ever so much fun considering I'm a magic user myself.

The last curse turned half the city back into kids. The ones this month haven't been too bad, thank goodness.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Right. Because being spotty and getting picked on by the older kids is exactly what I want to relive.

Strike, What Strike?

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Well, most of the kids seemed nice enough, if a bit rambunctious. And I'm not going to tell that someone was eating the kids... There was also that time that candy and coins started falling out of the sky...

I see no strike.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Right. Falling from the sky. I expect it might hurt quite a lot if it landed on your head. It always does.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

. . . I can't really say, as I was passed out from something or other at the time, but those coins sure would have come in handy now. Before we used to pay for everything with buttons and lint and hair.

But ah yes, keep your wits about you come midnight. That's when the curses strike. Usually.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

I may never sleep again.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

It's not that bad, really! Usually. If nothing happens at midnight, that usually means that nothing will happen that day at all. Except during that one festival where everyone turned into what costume they were wearing at sunset, but besides that...

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

You know, when someone says "It's not that bad," it usually is that bad.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Well, not usually. . . Having a cautiously optimistic outlook can't hurt?

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

It doesn't hurt after you're dead, I suppose.

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

. . . . that would be about 1/4 of the city. You can't die permanently here. Usually.