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Rincewind ([personal profile] wizzard_plz) wrote2008-04-15 08:04 am
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Action!

[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]
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[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a planet, right? Big thing, made of rock and water.

[identity profile] wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Okay.

Does that mean you're a beetle?

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it does not mean I'm a beetle. I'm a President of the Galaxy. Hoopiest Frood this side of myself.

[identity profile] wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

But we're not in the galaxy! We're in the City!

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So? Doesn't stop me from being me, yeah?

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm still Zaphod Beeblebrox, and no one is taking that away from me. I registered the copyright on being me. I own the franchise.

[identity profile] failed-wizard.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Does a franchise mean there's more of you?

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Contrary to popular belief, I do not come in six packs.

However, get me the right girl and... well, you let your imagination fill in the rest.

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeey, just relax. Void of nothingness and voices, that's cool. Real cool. Let's embrace it.

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, right. We're all getting eaten by boxes. The world is cruel like that.

[identity profile] wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...

It is? Daddy never told me about getting eaten by boxes.

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I thought you were being deep. A real box ate you? Are we dead?

[identity profile] wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It didn't chew!

[ooc: Fail gmail reply!]

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Swallowed by a box. That's a new one, even for me. We're breathing though, yeah? So... we're good to go. Until we get hungry.

[identity profile] wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Daddy will find me! I'll tell him not to eat you, since you're my new friend!

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Your daddy eats people? What are you, Bugblatter Beast of Traal Junior?

[Hey, he can't see. Cut him some slack]

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? Well, you're certainly hoopier than that name lends me to believe. And that's a good thing.

[identity profile] comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I would murder a drink right now. Anybody else in here?

[identity profile] wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-04-15 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't smell anyone else.

[ooc: Those ruffians Luggage ate must be in a different pocket dimension. There are so many in there after all. The one with the dirty socks. The one with the gold. The one with the bad guys... ]
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