Action!

[wizzard_plz]

[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]

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[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it does.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm still Zaphod Beeblebrox, and no one is taking that away from me. I registered the copyright on being me. I own the franchise.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Does a franchise mean there's more of you?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Contrary to popular belief, I do not come in six packs.

However, get me the right girl and... well, you let your imagination fill in the rest.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

...

What?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, just relax. Void of nothingness and voices, that's cool. Real cool. Let's embrace it.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

The box ate me.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. We're all getting eaten by boxes. The world is cruel like that.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

...

It is? Daddy never told me about getting eaten by boxes.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thought you were being deep. A real box ate you? Are we dead?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

It didn't chew!

[ooc: Fail gmail reply!]

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Swallowed by a box. That's a new one, even for me. We're breathing though, yeah? So... we're good to go. Until we get hungry.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Daddy will find me! I'll tell him not to eat you, since you're my new friend!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Your daddy eats people? What are you, Bugblatter Beast of Traal Junior?

[Hey, he can't see. Cut him some slack]

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

I'm a hellhound!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Well, you're certainly hoopier than that name lends me to believe. And that's a good thing.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm hoopier!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

I would murder a drink right now. Anybody else in here?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

I don't smell anyone else.

[ooc: Those ruffians Luggage ate must be in a different pocket dimension. There are so many in there after all. The one with the dirty socks. The one with the gold. The one with the bad guys... ]

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

That might be my fault. My smell is so magnificent your nose doesn't want to think anything else exists.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Uh... no. I just don't smell anyone else.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Are you doubting my magnificence?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

No? I'm saying I don't smell anyone else.

Why are you magnificent? You don't smell magnificent.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

I'm Pup!