Action!

[wizzard_plz]

[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]

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[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

[Zaphod finds himself completely and utterly unable to dodge or get out of the way of said box, since his sunglasses went completely black ages ago.]

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

[snap]

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

[from the utter darkness inside the box comes a little voice]

Hi!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

[Zaphod's been in darkness for a while now. This doesn't really throw him.]

Hello?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Who are you? You smell funny.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

I do not smell funny. I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox. I'm the least funny smelling you can get without actually causing nostrils to become yestrils.

*snicker*

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Huh?

You do too. You don't smell like a human or a vampire or a youko or anyone else!

Re: *snicker*

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

That would be because I'm not human or a vampire or a yucko. I'm from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. So there.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

You drink beetles?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

It's a planet, right? Big thing, made of rock and water.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

Does that mean you're a beetle?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

No, it does not mean I'm a beetle. I'm a President of the Galaxy. Hoopiest Frood this side of myself.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Oh.

But we're not in the galaxy! We're in the City!

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

So? Doesn't stop me from being me, yeah?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it does.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm still Zaphod Beeblebrox, and no one is taking that away from me. I registered the copyright on being me. I own the franchise.

[failed-wizard.livejournal.com]

Does a franchise mean there's more of you?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Contrary to popular belief, I do not come in six packs.

However, get me the right girl and... well, you let your imagination fill in the rest.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

...

What?

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, just relax. Void of nothingness and voices, that's cool. Real cool. Let's embrace it.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

The box ate me.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. We're all getting eaten by boxes. The world is cruel like that.

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

...

It is? Daddy never told me about getting eaten by boxes.

[comesinsixpacks.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thought you were being deep. A real box ate you? Are we dead?

[wee-hellpuppy.livejournal.com]

It didn't chew!

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