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I'm going... away. Yes.

[ooc: He's heading for the beach. The Luggage will be dealing with any plague rats that think they'll be infecting him.]

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For the record I hate you all ~~except Carmine~~ even more today.

It's the curse making me say that. Yes.

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I hate you all. ~~Why? Why? Whywhywhy? Oh sure, everyone's a wizard now. Damn.~~

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Taste: n. Something Discworld wizards are accused of lacking

Potato.

Wait... WHAT?

( It took him forever to read 'how to cut' because he thought it was safer if he didn't have a knife )

Discretion: n. being the better part of valor

Er...

I'll be just staying... in today. Very in. So in you all can just pretend I never existed.

[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]

30. Unsinkable: adj. Not bloody likely

What did I say? What? Did I say that calling a ship unsinkable was just asking for trouble? Why, yes, I think I did.

29. Eldritch: adj. =/= Oblong

What's the word for it? When you're seeing things you've seen before? In flashes? Back in time?

Flashbacks!

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cursed

27. To run out: phrasal verb: To become used up; be exhausted

Oh hah, hah, hah.

Rinse. Wind.

Yes, I get it.

Very funny.

But I'm freezing. Every time the wind dries me off, I get doused again.

26. Run: v., To be valid in a given area

Of course. I become a woman and...

I'm definitely not pregnant.

Very funny.

25. Run: v.intr., To occupy or exist in a certain range

Bad luck?

You think you're having bad luck?

Filtered away from Vetinari
THE PATRICIAN HAS MOVED INTO MY APARTMENT!

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what curse? just talking to myself thx

24. Run on: idiom Talk at length

At least it isn't Fourecks.

I'd just about murder for some curry.

How does the luggage not get blisters on all its feet?

I need a better hat.

With more sequins.

And sparkles.

That'd show old Ridcully.

I wish Ridcully would come here.

( Non-IC cut for great justice and stream of consciousness )

[ooc: Hey, stream of consciousness goes a long way. Consider this a voice post complete with mutters, Rincewind bumping into people on the street, and occasional coughs, sniffles, and assorted human noises.]

23. Cavort: v. intr. To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner; caper.

I... feel wonderful! Wonderful!

Carmine, would you like to come out with me? We can, I don't know, go for a walk? See one of those moving picture things. Have some ~~potatoes~~ lunch?

Don't mind the Luggage, it's in a good mood, too.

22. Club: n. A stout heavy stick, usually thicker at one end, suitable for use as a weapon; a cudgel

Wha-?

But... I'm not dead!

Am I?

And as for the rest of these cards... I don't think it's very funny calling me cannon fodder. I can't help my scars, and I don't know what a Luddite is, thank you very much.

21. Sink or swim: colloq. v. To fail or to succeed

Why?

Why? Why? Why?

Isn't there a city in Quirm like this?

Why?

[ooc: Anyone who wants to see Rincewind floating by sitting atop the Luggage, feel free.]

20. Cack yer kecks: colloq. To be very, very frightened (really) [Voice post]

I'm not immortal! I swear!

No.

[gasp, whimper, little shriek, pattering feet]

No! I said--

[louder shriek]

Not--

[whimper]

Immortal!

[yelp and the sound of many running feet]

About time!

[the sound of some...one(?) being trampled into the ground]

Now let's get out of here!

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19. Run down: phrasal verb To chase and capture

The Luggage is pleased

[ooc: The Luggage is proud of itself.]